Travelers seeking a blend of indulgence and adventure in Puerto Vallarta might find this private Mega Yacht Limousine tour to be a compelling choice. Offered by Chica Locca Tours, this experience promises four hours of pure luxury on a massive, stable catamaran with access to water activities, a premium open bar, and personalized service. It’s designed for groups up to 65, making it ideal for special celebrations, family reunions, or just a memorable day on the water.
What really catches our eye is the customizable experience — it’s your boat, your captain, your crew. The fact that water toys and activities are included at no extra cost adds significant value, especially given the high-end amenities and the chance to enjoy the beautiful coastline of La Cruz. However, the price does reflect the exclusivity and size of the vessel, so it’s worth considering whether this fits your budget and travel style.
For those who love stunning views, luxury service, and water-based fun, this tour hits many high notes. But, if you’re after a more budget-friendly or quick experience, this might be a bit of overkill. It’s best suited for travelers looking to celebrate something special or those who crave a private, all-inclusive day on the water with plenty of space and amenities.
Key Points
- Customizable private experience with your own captain and crew
- All water activities and toys included for endless fun
- Premium open bar offering top brands and a wide selection of drinks
- Four hours of luxury, with options for food, snacks, and water-based adventures
- Impressive size and stability of the yacht suited for large groups or events
- Accessible via pickup options at three locations in Puerto Vallarta area
The Allure of the Mega Yacht in Puerto Vallarta
Imagine cruising along the coast of La Cruz on a huge, stable catamaran that feels more like a floating villa than a boat. The Mega Yacht Limousine, measuring 100 x 40 feet, is aptly named — spacious enough for large groups to spread out comfortably, whether lounging on sunbeds, sitting on plush couches, or enjoying shaded areas. Its size and stability provide peace of mind, especially when water conditions are lively.
The boat’s design hints at versatility—various configurations are possible, from open decks perfect for larger parties to more intimate sit-down arrangements, making it adaptable whether you’re celebrating a birthday, wedding, or just a luxurious escape. The four bathrooms onboard mean no long waits, which is essential during a fun-filled day.
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What’s Included and What’s Not?
This experience is meticulously crafted to be all-inclusive, with a few notable exceptions. The premium open bar is a standout feature, serving only top brands like Don Julio, Bacardi, Malibu, Baileys, Absolut, Titos, and Champagne. Whatever your preferred drink, you’ll find it here — from cocktails to straight spirits, with plenty of mixers. This means no surprise expenses for drinks, which can often be the hidden cost in boat tours.
The food offerings are also generous. Starting with a continental breakfast featuring fresh fruit, muffins, and cinnamon rolls, the tour then offers all-day snacks — including famous guacamole, chips, and freshly made ceviche. The water activities and toys are unlimited, allowing you to paddleboard, kayak, snorkel, fish, or just splash around as long as you like.
An added highlight is the complimentary masseuse — a rare perk that turns a yacht trip into a true pampering session. Throughout the day, guests can indulge in relaxing massages, making this experience even more luxurious.
Lunch is not included in the tour price, so if you’re planning to eat onboard, it’s worth bringing your own or arranging ahead of time. But with all the snacks and drinks, you’re well taken care of during the trip.
The Itinerary Breakdown
The trip kicks off from three pickup points: Puerto Mágico, Paradise Village Pier, or the Marina, providing flexibility for travelers staying in different parts of Puerto Vallarta. Once onboard, the yacht ride itself takes about 30 minutes, giving you a chance to settle in and enjoy the view.
The first “secret stop” is where the boat docks for activities—an adaptable part of the cruise. Here, you can enjoy snorkeling, swimming, paddleboarding, or water tubing. The mention of guided tours and local snacks, along with the chance to observe marine life and the sunset, offers a well-rounded experience.
The itinerary features a second 30-minute yacht ride, giving you more scenic cruising time before heading back to your original pickup points.
Water Activities & Water Toys
The inclusion of all water toys and activities is a big draw. Paddleboards and kayaks are perfect for a relaxed day on the water, while water tubing and water mattresses add a thrill for kids and adults alike. If you’re into fishing, you’re in luck, as that’s part of the package too.
Snorkeling and marine life viewing are popular, especially when in season, offering a chance to see the vibrant underwater world just off the coast. For those interested in whale watching, the tour notes that this activity is seasonal, so it’s worth checking if it’s available during your visit.
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Guests praise the superior service — the crew is attentive, and the boat’s amenities ensure comfort for all. The lounge areas with cushions, sun and shade options, and several bathrooms make it easy to relax. The massuse service is especially appreciated, transforming the yacht from a simple cruise into a full-day indulgence.
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Pricing and Value
At $6,262 for a group of up to 65, the cost might seem high at first glance. But consider what’s included: all water activities, unlimited premium drinks, snacks, and a private boat with flexible configuration. For large groups celebrating a special occasion, this could easily translate into excellent value, especially when shared among friends or family.
If you compare it to other private yacht experiences, the all-inclusive nature and size of the vessel push the value proposition upward. It’s perfect for those who want to splurge on an unforgettable, personalized day at sea.
Who Will Love This Experience?
This tour is best suited for travelers who want privacy, luxury, and fun on the water. It’s ideal for larger groups, special celebrations, or those who simply refuse to compromise on comfort and service. Active water lovers will appreciate the variety of included toys and water activities, while those seeking relaxation will enjoy the spacious lounges and massage service.
However, people with mobility impairments should note that this experience is not suitable for them, as the boat and activities require mobility. Also, since lunch isn’t included, you’ll want to plan for bringing or arranging your own meal.
The Sum Up
This private mega yacht trip offers a rare combination of luxury, personalization, and variety. You’ll get a spacious, stable vessel with stunning views, a premium open bar, and all the water toys you could wish for. It’s perfect for groups celebrating a special moment or for travelers who want to treat themselves to an exclusive day on the Pacific’s doorstep.
While the price is on the higher side, the all-inclusive nature and large capacity make it worthwhile for those who value quality, comfort, and a truly memorable experience. If you’re after a flexible, luxurious yacht day with personalized service and a sense of adventure, this tour in Puerto Vallarta should be on your list.
FAQ
How many people can the yacht accommodate?
Up to 65 guests, making it ideal for large groups or events.
Is food included?
No, lunch is not included, but snacks are provided throughout the day, and drinks are unlimited with the open bar.
What water activities are available?
Paddleboards, kayaks, fishing, snorkeling, water tubing, splash nets, water mattresses, and stand-up paddleboarding.
Are there bathrooms onboard?
Yes, the yacht has four bathrooms for guest convenience.
Is there a massage service?
Yes, a complimentary masseuse is included, offering relaxing massages during the trip.
What is the duration of the tour?
The total experience lasts four hours, including cruising, water activities, and stops.
Where do pickups occur?
From three locations: Puerto Mágico, Paradise Village Pier, or the marina.
Is it wheelchair accessible?
No, this experience is not suitable for people with mobility impairments.
Can I cancel?
Yes, there’s a full refund available if canceled up to 24 hours in advance.
In the end, this private yacht experience offers a blend of luxury, fun, and flexibility that can create lifelong memories. Whether you’re celebrating a special occasion or simply want a standout day on the water, it’s a compelling choice for anyone who values quality and personalized service in Puerto Vallarta.
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