Puerto Vallarta: Private Mega Yacht Limousine of the Sea 1

Imagine cruising along the Jalisco coast aboard a floating mansion, with the sea breeze in your hair and every detail tailored to your comfort and fun. That’s what the Private Mega Yacht Limousine of the Sea 1 promises—and delivers, if reviews and descriptions are anything to go by. This is not your average boat tour; it’s a full-blown luxury experience designed for those who want to indulge in the finest amenities while soaking up some of Puerto Vallarta’s most beautiful waterfront views.

We like that this tour emphasizes personalization and exclusivity—it’s your boat, your captain, your crew. You’ll enjoy a premium open bar with top-shelf brands, including tequila and champagne, along with all the water activities you could want. The potential downsides? It’s a four-hour experience, which might feel rushed for some, and the price tag reflects its upscale nature, making it a pick for travelers seeking a special splurge. This tour is perfect for celebrating a special occasion, a luxurious day out with friends, or simply wanting to experience the sea in style.

If you’re dreaming of a relaxed yet upscale day on the water, this cruise offers a blend of comfort, fun, and stunning scenery. It’s especially suited for groups who want privacy, excellent service, and a variety of activities—all in one package.

Key Points

• Ultimate luxury: The largest yacht in Chica Locca’s fleet at 100 x 40 ft, offering stability and ample space for relaxation and socializing.
• All-inclusive experience: Premium brands, water toys, snacks, and even a masseuse included, providing great value for a luxurious day.
• Flexible itinerary: Multiple pickup points, a secret stop for swimming or dining, with options for sunset views and marine life viewing.
• Authentic fun: All water activities—paddle boards, kayaks, snorkeling, and fishing—are included, making it perfect for adventure lovers.
• Personalized service: Private group booking with live bilingual guides ensures a tailored and smooth experience.
• Stunning scenery: Expect breathtaking coastal views of La Cruz and Puerto Vallarta, perfect for photo ops and relaxing.

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The Experience in Detail

Starting Out: A Comfortable Introduction

Our review begins with the anticipation of what might be a memorable four hours. The tour kicks off at one of three convenient pickup points—Puerto Mágico, Paradise Village Pier, or the Chica Locca Marina—each chosen for easy access. The initial 30-minute cruise aboard the mega yacht sets the tone: spacious, stable, and well-equipped for plush comfort. From the deck, we loved the way the yacht’s size offers both a sense of grandeur and intimacy, depending on your chosen configuration.

Breakfast and Refreshments

Once aboard, your morning begins with a continental breakfast, featuring fresh fruit, muffins, and cinnamon rolls—simple but satisfying. As the day unfolds, all-day snacks keep cravings at bay: famous guacamole, chips, potato chips, and freshly made ceviche. The hosts take pride in serving regional favorites and top brands, ensuring that your drinks are as high-quality as the scenery. The open bar is impressive, offering everything from water and soda to champagne, premium tequilas like Don Julio, and a full selection of cocktails including margaritas and piña coladas.

The Water Toys and Activities

What makes this tour stand out is the inclusive water activities. No need to worry about extra costs—paddle boards, kayaks, snorkeling gear, fishing equipment, water tubing, splash nets, and even water mattresses are all part of the package. We’re told that many guests find these toys add a lively touch, whether it’s floating on the water or exploring Marine life.

The reviews echo this sentiment: “All water activities and toys are included,” and many comment on how easy it is to jump in and try your hand at various water sports. Whether you’re a seasoned snorkeler or a first-timer, the crew is there to support your fun. Plus, whale watching might be an option when in season, adding an extra memorable experience.

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The Secret Stop: More Than Just a Rest

Midway, the yacht makes a “secret stop”—a chance to swim, enjoy regional snacks, or simply relax. Guests frequently mention this as a highlight, saying the swimming and snorkeling opportunities are well-organized and the scenery is stunning. The stop might also include a guided tour or a chance to dance on deck, making it a versatile break.

Additional Luxuries: Massage and Scenic Cruises

One unique feature is the complimentary massage service. Throughout the day, guests can indulge in a relaxing massage, a perfect way to unwind while enjoying the ocean breeze. The yacht’s spacious lounges and shaded areas allow for lounging with drinks and conversation, or soaking in the spectacular coastal vistas.

As the cruise nears its end, you’ll return to your starting point, with the last 30-minute cruise providing one last chance to revel in the sea views. Many reviews mention the stunning vistas of La Cruz and Puerto Vallarta, which are indeed among the most memorable parts of this experience.

Value and Pricing: Is It Worth It?

While this tour’s cost is on the higher side—reflecting its luxury status and inclusions—many travelers consider it a worthwhile splurge. The all-inclusive bar, water toys, snacks, and massages add up to a high-value experience, especially if you’re traveling with a group or celebrating something special. When you factor in the exclusivity and comfort, it’s a step above typical boat tours.

Who Would Love This?

This cruise suits travelers seeking a luxurious, private day on the water, especially those celebrating a milestone, honeymooners, or groups wanting privacy and tailored service. It’s also great for water enthusiasts who want to maximize fun with included water sports.

Who Might Find It Less Suitable?

If you’re on a tight budget or prefer more active or cultural excursions, this might feel a bit indulgent. Also, those with mobility issues might find the yacht’s design challenging, even though it offers four bathrooms for convenience.

Final Thoughts

This private mega yacht cruise offers an impressive blend of style, comfort, and fun. The size and stability of the vessel make it suitable for large groups, and the all-inclusive amenities mean you won’t need to worry about extra costs. The opportunity to enjoy the sea at your own pace, combined with the premium bar and water toys, creates a memorable experience—perfect for special occasions or simply indulging in a luxe day out.

For travelers who value stunning coastal views, personalized service, and a mix of relaxation and adventure, this tour hits all the right notes. While it’s a premium experience, the quality and variety of offerings make it a compelling option for those looking to celebrate in style, or simply treat themselves to a day of pure decadence on the sea.

Frequently Asked Questions

How long is the tour?
The entire experience lasts about four hours, including pickups, cruising, stops, and returns.

Are water activities included?
Yes, paddle boards, kayaks, snorkeling gear, fishing, water tubing, splash nets, and water mattresses are all part of the package.

What drinks are available?
A premium open bar includes water, soda, coffee, juice, smoothies, beer, wine, tequila, cocktails, piña coladas, and margaritas, all served with premium brands.

Is there a meal included?
Yes, guests enjoy breakfast with fresh fruit, muffins, and cinnamon rolls, plus all-day snacks like ceviche, chips, and regional goodies.

Can I book for a private group?
Absolutely. The tour is designed for private groups, ensuring personalized service and a more intimate experience.

Is the tour accessible for guests with mobility issues?
Unfortunately, it’s not suitable for people with mobility impairments, due to the yacht’s design and facilities.

What should I bring?
Swimwear and a towel are recommended. Sunscreen and sunglasses are also wise.

Do I need to pay upfront?
You can reserve the tour with a “Reserve now & pay later” option, and cancel up to 24 hours in advance for a full refund, providing flexibility.

This private yacht experience in Puerto Vallarta is more than just a boat ride—it’s a memorable day of luxury, fun, and breathtaking scenery. Whether celebrating a special event, enjoying quality time with friends, or simply seeking a high-end escape, the Mega Yacht Limousine of the Sea 1 offers a tailored, enjoyable, and truly luxurious way to explore the coast.

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